It's not that I'm afraid to die,

I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

Life is pleasant.

Death is peaceful.

It's the transition that's troublesome

Isaac Asimov

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death.

Death is number two! Does that sound right?

This means to the average person, if you go

to a funeral, you're better off in the

casket than doing the eulogy.

Jerry Seinfeld